15.5.10

Flash Fiction: "Tar Pit Dream"


I dreamt last night that I lost Harrison. We were sitting in my Honda Coupe exchanging glances and soft words, not knowing it would be my last and as it started to rain I just figured it was the time-worn pattern of weather, not a thick wet shield that drenched the Crescent City in a goldfish bowl-like flood. We managed to cling together despite the rising of the dark, dirt water all around us; the cars, stacked neatly in row upon numbered row, submerged evenly, then the streetcars, then the first floor, then the second — water even filled up the cages in the Audubon Zoo. In my dream we both found refuge on Monkey Hill — I remember that, the highest spot in the city — and I could see from where I stood the spire of Saint Louis Cathedral — and the more I spoke to Harrison the more he sank and the more the cathedral looked dry and welcoming, the soot and sin scraped off Decatur and Bourbon like it had gone through a full-service gas station. When I awoke in my fevered drenched four-poster, a faint halo of Harrison's crown sinking into the tar colored water dovetailed in my mind's eye and with a throaty taste of peanut butter from the night before, stuck somewhere in my neck, and I gasped.
Image Source: 'The naked young man sitting by the sea' (1836) by Jean-Hippolyte Flandrin; Musée du Louvre, Paris

14.5.10

Printables: Blank World Map for Printing (with borders)



In an effort to raise Geography Awareness, here is a blank World Map.

Can you :


  • Name all the oceans spelled correctly?
  • Name the continents of the world spelled correctly?
  • Identify the state and capital you live in currently

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13.5.10

Poem: “Backyard Fantasyland”

We hop around bridges, we dance with
trolls. We have a blast with ants. We
meet with nymphs and fairys.

Rabbits show the way. It is so nice
to know they have something to say.

A Badger invites us to tea, with a little
sponge cake.

A faun entertains us with a dance in
a meadow filled with dew.

All of these things happened in a five
year old’s backyard.





All you need is an imagination

See the mind, see the bridge, see almost
anything. All you need is an imagination.
Say, you are doing good.


January 13, 1994

12.5.10

Photo: Bike

11.5.10

Common French Phrases with English Translations


French
Literal Translation
English Equivalent
Avoir mal au coeurTo have a pain in the heartTo feel sick to the stomach
Bouche cousue!Mouth sewn up!Mum’s the word!
La bête à bon DieuGod’s foolA ladybug or a ladybird
Dites, “Qurante-quatre!”Say, “Forty-four!”Say, “Ah!”
Poisson d’avrilApril fishApril’s fool
Gober la moucheTo swallow the flySwallow the bait, a gullible person swallows it, “hook, line, and sinker”
Ecriture de chatCat’s writingScribble scratch
Avoir le cafardTo have the cockroachTo be down in the dumps
Mets le dans ta pouche avec ton mouchoir dessusPut it in your pocket with your handkerchief on topPut it in your pipe and smoke it
Jouer à saute — moutonTo play jump-sheepTo play leap-frog
Revenons a nos moutonLet’s get back to our sheepLet’s get back to the subject
Vouloir, c’est pouvoirTo wish is to be ableTo wish is to be able
A bon chat, bon ratTo the good cat, a good ratTo the good cat, a good rat
Le chouchou de profThe teacher’s cabbage The teacher’s pet
dent-de-lionLion’s tootha dandelion
Il m’aime un peau...beaucoup...passionnement...à la folie...pas du tout He loves me a little...a lot...passionately..madly…
not at all
He loves me…he loves me not
Si jeunesse savait, si viellesse pouvaitIf the young only knew, if the old only couldYouth is wasted on the young
Le champ est libreThe field is clearThe coast is clear
A bon chien, il ne vient jamais un bon osA good dog never gets a good boneNice guys finish last
On aurait entendu une mouche volerYou could have heard a fly flyYou could have heard a pin drop
Mettre la puce à l’oreille à quelqu’un To put the flea in someone’s earTo annoy someone
Avoir le main verteTo have a green handTo have a green thumb
Être beurréTo be butteredTo be plastered
Latin de cuisineKitchen LatinPig Latin
C’est du chinoisIt’s ChineseIt’s Greek to me

Lagniappe:

Words with ugly meanings but beautiful sounds in French


la poubellegarbage can
un ronfleura snorer
une mouffetea skunk
une toilette a toilet


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