Greig Roselli — Teacher, Writer, Philosophy Sprinkles Maker
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17.4.25
What Three People Said About Using My Humanities Resources in the Classroom with Actual Students

16.4.25
Sandcastle Moments and Subway Shirts: A Midlife Sabbatical from Queens to the Gulf
The Sabbatical Life
I’ve taken on a self-imposed sabbatical. That’s the nicest way I can frame it because no one really wants to hear the words “unemployed” or “jobless.” But that’s where I’m at—and it’s a decision I made. I’m a teacher by trade, though I’ve worn many hats (and I’m not even talking about reincarnation).
I plan to be back in a classroom by September. (And if you’re reading this before then, dear reader, don’t jinx it.)
I like to call this a sandcastle moment: one of those times when the tide comes in and sweeps away the intricate structure you’ve built, and all you can do is start again. As a kid, I loved standing in the wet sand, letting the waves rush over my feet, tugging at the earth beneath me. That was the Gulf of Mexico of my childhood—a brown, brackish sea that never made it onto postcards.
Now, as an adult, I avoid beaches. Sand gets everywhere. But childhood made them magical.
Adult Life and the Flotsam of Responsibility
In adulthood, I’ve lost that innocent lens. Bills pile up. Garbage needs to be taken out. Taxes lurk. Cover letters wait to be written. I distract myself by listening to that haunting song from Donnie Darko—you know, the one with the time-traveling rabbit (cue Mad World by Gary Jules).
Still, I know I’m a good teacher because I’m not afraid of mess. I am, however, sensitive—to place, to atmosphere. I left my most recent job after only nine months (a full gestation), right after February break.
Part of that was my gut talking—something I’ve learned to trust, even if I come across as sweet and naïve. And part of it was concern for my mother, who had undergone two major surgeries in as many months. The last time I’d seen her was when we buried my father.
In a dream, a banshee hissed at me: “What if your mom dies, and the last time you saw her was at your father’s funeral?” So, I booked a flight from LGA to New Orleans and went home.

12.4.25
Action Figure Challenge on Chat GPT: A Photorealistic Action Figure of Me Teaching Humanities (Complete with Books, Coffee, and Whiteboard Charm)
A photorealistic action figure tribute to the everyday magic of teaching humanities — complete with books, coffee, and chalkboard charm.
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"Greig, Humanities Teacher" Action Figure |
I can relate to the "Action Figure Challenge" because it brings back memories of me as a kid ogling the newest He-Man action figures in my local K-Mart toy aisle while my mom gathered supplies from the housekeeping department (if you know, you know). When I noticed people using OpenAI's image-generating capabilities to create bespoke action figures of themselves in their professional roles, I knew I had to participate and share my own creation.
Participating in this challenge also serves as a form of healing from a disappointing experience I had with Hasbro and their G.I. Joe action figure promotion. The deal was simple: fill out a form, mail it in with some money, and receive a personalized action figure crafted to your specifications. However, instead of the custom figure I envisioned, Hasbro sent an obviously generic figure with only a printout listing my specifications. Even as a naïve ten-year-old, I knew something was amiss. So here's to you, Hasbro — you contributed to the end of my childhood innocence.
Now that I'm forty-something, I don't exactly play with action figures anymore, though I still have a few figurines hanging around—a pink capybara and a woolly mammoth from Amherst College. Sadly, all my original G.I. Joe, Star Wars, and He-Man figurines are probably languishing in a trash heap somewhere in Arabi, Louisiana (which, in my imagination, is the universal dumping ground awaiting collection by a garbage boat on the Mississippi River).
There's something reflective and even psychologically compelling about action figures. Ostensibly, they're designed for children — particularly those between school age and pre-adolescence, a time when the human mind is especially attuned to play, mimicry, and exploring inner, yet undeveloped fantasies. As a kid, your agency is limited, and you're often at the mercy of your parents. Toy play becomes a way to compensate for this lack of control, simultaneously shaping your vision of your future self. It makes sense, then, why the action figure challenge is trending now: in uncertain times, we often seek solace by imagining ourselves in a simpler era—even though we know, deep down, such simplicity never truly existed.
A full-figure action figure of a person displayed in its original blister pack packaging. 3D toy style.
The packaging header prominently displays the name 'Greig' using bold, stylish typography appropriate for a modern collectible figure. Below or tastefully integrated nearby, the role 'Humanities Teacher' is shown in a clear, complementary font. The overall text design should feel fashionable, appealing, and thematically aligned with the academic and intellectual world of the humanities.
The figure represents Greig and is wearing a dark navy polo shirt tucked into black slacks, reflecting a relaxed yet professional teacher style. His stance is slightly casual with one hand on his hip, conveying an approachable, conversational classroom demeanor. The figure's face should closely resemble the provided image reference.
Inside the blister pack, next to the figure, are the following accessories: a whiteboard with marker, a stack of classic literature books, a reusable coffee mug, a "grading" clipboard, a small desk nameplate that reads “Mr. Greig,” and a laminated class syllabus.
The packaging card design features a chalkboard green background with faint classical architecture sketches and literature quotes, creating an overall attractive and professional backdrop. Add realistic lighting effects that simulate glossy plastic — including soft reflections, subtle highlights, and shadow gradients on the blister surface — to enhance the sense of depth, transparency, and three-dimensionality, making the toy packaging appear lifelike and premium.
Photorealistic rendering, studio lighting, clear focus on the packaging and figure. --ar 2:3

4.4.25
Interpreting William Blake’s ‘London’: A Deep Dive into 18th Century British Society

29.3.25
Poem: The Bars Closed / So Are We
Most mornings, I rouse myself—
today, the clock glares at 4:22,
propped up in my temple-bed.
Mornings always feel so hard,
but I’m determined—
I fish for clothes in the hamper
and push myself out into bleak, wet Queens.
You know, after 4 AM is a switch point:
New York City’s bars have closed,
spilling a puddle of people
onto the damp streets—
Megan, all curves on Roosevelt Avenue,
and denizens of the club,
shouting loudly and hugging each other
in their glaring halter tops
and early spring jerseys—
like completing a ritual, inebriated but satisfied,
reluctant to return
to whatever fragile domesticity waits.
I’m with them—
just trying to catch a train.
And in that crowd,
something inside me steadies,
as though I’ve found a handle
on the world for a moment,
glad not to be alone
in my own head.
By the time I meet Joshua at Penn Station,
I’m more myself,
a quiet song building in my mind.
He’s already awake,
his T-shirt too tight but somehow easy on him.
I grin at how polite he is
to the train attendant,
asking where coach class is—
I could have told him,
but I’m busy weaving stories
in my head, barely hearing him say,
“I’m glad you’re with me.”

20.3.25
Unlocking Greek Mythology: Fresh Vocabulary Lessons Your Students Will Love Before Spring Break!
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6.2.25
Flash Fiction: Hashtag Smart (A Story Out of School)
